We are (d)one!

I actually have nothing to write about at the moment.

Okay that’s a lie

Okay so is that.

No wait, right the first time.

Sometimes though the blank “paper” of a Word Document just cries out to me! Piteously! And I want to run to it and hug it and squeeze it and fill it with decorative words that will just make everything all better!! (Though I find that if people catch you at the hugging and squeezing it can sometimes lead to awkward questions and bad tasting medication…!)

Besides there’s nothing worse then a blank empty page.

Okay again I have to amend that. There’s tons of things worse! Theft, Murder, Investment Fraud, Torture with a cold spoon! In fact when you think about it, pretty much everything is worse then a blank empty page!!

So alright then let’s say a blank page is rather annoying. It just sort of sits there. And even when you turn the computer off, you know, just like easy access porn, it’s just waiting there for its moment to pounce when you least expect it! (And I do mean that porn reference I swear you type in “Girl with horse” and the pics that pop up are not only rather disturbing but highly uncomfortable looking for all involved – wait a minute – mother??)

Mind I suppose that windows can keep coming up with blank pages faster then anyone could ever hope to fill them? On and on, more and more, until you’re totally swamped, well at least electronic wise – my god, Windows is a monster!!

Time to break free! To just say no! To go do something extreme like read a book or get a life and leave the computer alone! No more being ruled by electronic things! We can do things for ourselves! (Mind the online dictionary is great, so is spell check and the calculator can’t be beat, and Facebook is so fun and…)

I’ll quit tomorrow.